Twilight

[Kathleen]

Pepperspray does NOT work with vampires. :vampire:

Taking a break. Have a series to read on my front porch.

[Nathan]

Hey Kottie,

My girlfriend and cousin are both crazy about the twilight series. That used to be all they would talk about! :laugh:

---Nate

[Royce]

Hey Kottie,

My girlfriend and cousin are both crazy about the twilight series. That used to be all they would talk about! :laugh:

---Nate

I saw the movie and read the first book. From my perspective, the movie is better than the book that I read. Oh well.....................I still really enjoy the Harry Potter books and movies. I guess that shows where my head is!:skywalker:

[VRT Man]

My wife, kids and I all loved the movie.

My sister-in-law is a dead ringer for Kristen Stewart!!

--Greg Mangan

[MikeNY]

I always thought pepper spray would work on a vampire :at-wits-end: as well as a swift boot to the b*lls.

[ben alexander]

Reminds me of the old joke about the vampire attacking the little old lady, and she flashes her crucifix at him.

He rolls his eyes and says "Oy, lady! You've got the wrong vampire, already!"

Then there's the story about the two nuns driving thru Translyvania at midnight. The Mother Superior is driving, and the novice is nervously sitting in the passenger seat.

All of a sudden, Dracula appears and starts circling the car.

"What should I do, Mother Superior? asks the novice.

"Pray, my child!" replies the older nun.

The novice nun prays, but Dracula doesn't go away.

"What shall I do now?" she asks.

"Throw something at the brute!" says the Mother Superior.

The nun grabs a few books and throws them at Dracula. He shrugs them off and lands on the bonnet, hissing and clawing away at the windscreen.

"What do I do now?" shrieks the nun.

"Show him your cross!" says the older nun.

The novice winds down the window, leans out and shouts

"HEY! Dracula! Go BLEEP yourself!"

I apologise for the terrible jokes!

Ben

[MikeNY]

Cross words might not do it ben.

My theory is that vampires are fearful of not just crosses (PS What if they are Jewish? :drool:) but are really fearful of knives, swords, handguns, shotguns and rifles as well as arrows and spears. :knife: think about how many Cowboy & Western movies have shown a Vampire :male-fighter1:

[Kathleen]

"Hi Yo Silver, away" :cowboy:

[Kathleen]

Hey Guys,
You are a lot of fun:rotfl: These books are freaking me out :vampire:. I have moved back into my house to read them. I have a silver pen and a silver comb in my pocket and a large cross about my neck. And I am eating garlic toast with all the lights on in the house. The romance is good however :wink:

[MikeNY]

Garlic? That won't stop Dracula, the guy is a Romanian you ever meet a Romanian that didn't eat garlic lol. In the movie they put garlic on the door to stop vampires, my guess is vampires are cheap garlic eating Romanians and want free garlic lol :devil: Yeah garlic on your door keeps them out but the garlic will be gone in the morning :wilt:

I thought silver was to stop a werewolf? What are the chances you'll get a vampire werewolf attack you in your house lol. Not much, vampires are rare and hell who ever heard of vampire werewolf? Get yourself a hatpin with a long steel needle, no one likes shots even a vampire, and a hatpin will scare Dracula into leaving his hoard of garlic behind and you can make lots of garlic toast and be happy. :angel:

[Kathleen]

Pssssst. Mike :moon:
There are vampires AND werewolves in the "Twilight Series". As I said the ROMANCE is very good. They like the same girl.

[MikeNY]

I liked the "Underworld" series of films, vampires and werewolves in that to. My theory is holywater won't work as good a a shotgun on a vampire or werewolf lol.